I now have a Twitter account. Fear not, I am sufficiently satisfied with this little experiment in narcissism and self indulgence; I have no intentions of tweeting. I can't imagine how obnoxious I would have to be to think I would need to publish every impulse that jumps the synaptic gap. I joined so I could follow Steve Martin, John Cleese, The Onion, Drudge Report, etc.because, apparently my Google Reader doesn't leave me feeling nearly as overwhelmed as I would like, and I need even more to keep the spice in my insanity. What gets me though is I keep getting emails about "So-and-so is now following you on Twitter!" Why? I could see if I were writing something wittily brilliant on a daily basis, but the way things are, I can hardly manage something mundanely mediocre here in any kind of timely fashion. It remains a mystery to me.
I saw a guy at the Costco gas station the other day who was wearing Napoleon Dynamite's moon boots. I came close to yelling out "LaFawnduh!" just to see if I could get a reaction.
I am in the midst of helping SoS create a "Blue Poison Arrow Frog Habitat"as his last big project before school is out. So I have made a snake (that is immune to the poison and therefore, the only predator the frog has), several rocks (they hide out under them in the rainfores0t, termites and ants for food (really just rolled up bits of clay and the leavings from mistakes I have made) and, of course, the frog itself. I had a really cool one made up, with little fingers and toes, and it was bitchin; if I do say so myself. Unfortunately, it was a trifle fragile and every time I moved it, it would lose an appendage or two. Not to mention all the fingers and toes that have now joined the ranks of "ants and termites." I tried to repair it several times and, just when I thought the glue had done the trick, another piece of the little bastard would break off. I finally chucked him into the garbage and started over. Blue Poison Arrow Frog v. 2.0 seems to be made of sterner stuff, but it won't matter if it isn't. We're running out of time, Connor needs to pain these things and we have to figure out how to make a tropical rainforest out of a shoebox. By Friday. Hmmmmm.
We will be heading to Utah for a family reunion in a week and a half, and then, two weeks later, heading for Idaho for another family reunion. No matter what, the chaos and mayhem of those two trips should result in some awesome story fodder.
I saw a guy at the Costco gas station the other day who was wearing Napoleon Dynamite's moon boots. I came close to yelling out "LaFawnduh!" just to see if I could get a reaction.
I am in the midst of helping SoS create a "Blue Poison Arrow Frog Habitat"as his last big project before school is out. So I have made a snake (that is immune to the poison and therefore, the only predator the frog has), several rocks (they hide out under them in the rainfores0t, termites and ants for food (really just rolled up bits of clay and the leavings from mistakes I have made) and, of course, the frog itself. I had a really cool one made up, with little fingers and toes, and it was bitchin; if I do say so myself. Unfortunately, it was a trifle fragile and every time I moved it, it would lose an appendage or two. Not to mention all the fingers and toes that have now joined the ranks of "ants and termites." I tried to repair it several times and, just when I thought the glue had done the trick, another piece of the little bastard would break off. I finally chucked him into the garbage and started over. Blue Poison Arrow Frog v. 2.0 seems to be made of sterner stuff, but it won't matter if it isn't. We're running out of time, Connor needs to pain these things and we have to figure out how to make a tropical rainforest out of a shoebox. By Friday. Hmmmmm.
We will be heading to Utah for a family reunion in a week and a half, and then, two weeks later, heading for Idaho for another family reunion. No matter what, the chaos and mayhem of those two trips should result in some awesome story fodder.
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