11 June 2008

Mama Has Issues

FB was sitting on the couch, absorbed in his DS game when he asked me a question. In my defense, I was washing dishes and my ear is plugged again from the Devil's own cold or allergies or something. The conversation is as follows:

FB: "Mom? Do you like nipples?"

Me: "What?!" (Good thing I have filters in place and they are high functioning, otherwise FB might know more about what I think of nipples than he should)

"Nipples. Do you like them?"

"What are you talking about?"

"These magical creatures."

"You call them Nipples?!"

"No, that's their name. See?" (FB pulls up a character list. It's a Harry Potter game.)

"Okay, those are Nifflers. Completely different."

"Oh."

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