So to sum up: My mom still requires people to wear funny hats to open presents
The kids will no longer be able to do anything that is not Wii related
SHSO'C rocks out loud and now so can the boys
Steak knives are not to be used to open presents in lieu of asking for an adult's assistance
Sly believes his job is to keep blankets warm for later use, which he performs admirably
And a hundred years from now people will think my kids raised themselves as, once again, I cannot be found in any pictures.