I found, as I was helping SoS with the aforementioned Blue Poison Arrow Frog habitat, that brown is not a color that is standard in paint sets these days. Is this part of the millennial "we can't do anything that doesn't blow sunshine up your skirts" mentality of child rearing? Seriously, I needed brown paint and couldn't seem to find any. But, I'm educated, resourceful...desperate....I can figure out how to make brown paint, can't I? I had several craft paints left over and started my artistic alchemy. Red, yellow, green, hmmmm...I've got some kind of grayish-green ooze happening here. Perhaps some purple and some more yellow? Nope. I decided to call the Senior Chief 's wife; she homeschools, this should be like breathing to her! She was useless. Together we decided that maybe adding brown colored food stuffs would change this to what we wanted. Cinnamon! It's brown! It will work! What it does is make the grayish-green ooze fill with particulate matter. It doesn't blend, and it certainly doesn't color. Next on the list was Worcestershire. Hmmm. No change in color. How about some vanilla? Why I thought that would work when the Worcestershire wouldn't is beyond me; it's basically the same thing except sweet. And now the ooze smells like pancakes and I'm starving. I decide that this color would be fine for the rocks the frog uses as shelter, especially since we were going to glue moss on to them anyway. Did I mention that black paint didn't come in this paint set either? Yeah, out of luck on both counts. So, what are we going to do for the black spots on the frog? Hey! Charcoal Puffy Paint! That will work! And it didn't look too bad. Especially when you put the frog in his shelter so that the majority of his little self was hidden. Our last obstacle was the predator...the only snake not affected by the poison in the frog's skin. This is a specific snake and it is specifically colored. Specifically, brown and orange. Well, shit. Orange I can handle; but I still have brown issues and I refuse to drive to Target to get brown paint for this one project. But, since I doubted SoS's teacher would know exactly what color this snake was, I thought we could fudge it by painting it black. I can make black, right? If you mix everything together it should make black, I'm almost sure of it. Wrong. It makes even more grayish green ooze. By this time I was over this project (and SoS was really jonesing to get on the Xbox) and I remembered that black fingernail polish is a staple in my fashion zeitgeist. (Can one have a fashion zeitgeist? I have no idea, but it sounds good.) So, SoS painted the shiniest, blackest snake Snootsville Elementary has ever seen.