10 July 2012

Me to midwife working the deck: "If I have a Mirena IUD, how will I know if I'm in peri-menopause?"
Midwife: "You won't. (pause) Unless you experience mood swings."
Me: *crickets* "So, I won't know." *hysterical laughter*
Co-worker I used to consider a friend to midwife: "Have you MET her??"

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