I was chivvying SoS into getting ready for bed tonight as his brother walked by on his way to the shower, naked as usual, and Sos said, "Mom, has FB has penis hair!"

Yeah, dude I know.

"Why does he have penis hair?"

Because that's what happens when you get older.

"So, when he gets to be your age will he get square pecs?"

Where the hell does he get this stuff??