08 June 2010

My Ass Is Hot!

I wish that meant that I had a bum countries would go to war for (damn you, Helen of Troy!  Okay, I know that it was allegedly over her "beauty, " but I guarantee it had something to do with her ass).  Unfortunately, I'm sure it's because I fried my tuckus in the tanning bed. 


  1. HAHAHAHAHHA! Why do you want a tan ass?? I always like the white ass look. You know, shows the contrast and great tan lines.

  2. I dunno. My default color is "blue-tinged translucence", so it must just be that the contrast would be too much. Like looking from keyboard to a monitor in a completely darkened room. AAAAAAAAHHHHH! My eyes! It burns!


Okay, GO!