02 December 2009
Had my laser today and I think you could have executed several people with the amount of electricity I had shot into tender tissues. Holy hell! I even let out a "yawp!" and I had a baby without an epidural and didn't yell. (Mainly because I delivered where I work and you don't want to act the fool in that situation because you know they WILL talk about your ass!) The things we suffer through for fashion. Because, really, who wants to look like this (NSFW picture after the jump):
Dear Lord in Heaven if I had that to contend with, I'd have the same damn look on my face. As SHSo'C once commented, "Trimmed or shaved is nice, but no one wants to break out the weed whacker." That sucker would need a Bush Hog. Heh. I said Bush Hog. Yes, the 17 year old boy remains alive inside me!
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O.M.G. My eyeballs are scarred for life now. thanks.
ReplyDeleteSo what exactly did you get lasered??
The armpits (best money ever!) and *ahem* Brazil comes to mind. Legs are next after the Christmas money coma!
ReplyDeleteCool!!! I wanna get the "Brazil is a country dammnit" kind.
ReplyDeleteAlso definitely worth the money. Not only do you not need to tidy up; but you don't have to watch that shit turn gray! I spend enough on hair dye as it is! It is definitely an invigorating experience however. My girly really cranked the voltage up on me this time; I think I may have seen Jesus! :D
ReplyDeletelmao. Seeing Jesus Christo during a laser tx is...just...as special as it gets!
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