One of my nephews was discussing the amount of medication his ferret (!) was on with my SIL. His ferret was on 7 pills a day and her dog was on 5. I said, "There's always the .22 solution." They looked at me blankly until my father said, "Yeah, it travels at 1700 feet per second!" They didn't think we were funny.
I was sitting next to my youngest BIL while the presents frenzy was happening and leaned around him to talk to my SIL (not his wife) when I heard, "While you're down there..." So I dug my elbow into his thigh. Was that what you meant ya little perv?
I was saying goodbye to one of my nephews and ran into the couch as I hugged him. I mentioned something about my big, fat ass and he said, "Yeah, but that only happens in the winter, right?" Yeah. You ever planning on having a girlfriend, bucko?