Awesome patient. Came in for preterm labor which was induced by her being hot for coke, meth and pot. She wanted to make sure the tribe was the social services that took the baby because they had all her other kids (5 of them...she's in her early 20s, by the way), and she wanted to make sure the baby stayed in the family. After her sleeping phase, she predictably followed with her eating phase, which was followed by the oh, so popular, complete bitch from hell phase. (This is when the jones gets ugly). "I want out of here; I have things to DO!" Yeah? Like an 8 ball of meth? And this, my friends, is why I suffer from compassion exhaustion. By the way, our little corner of the Pac Northwest already has 179 confirmed cases of the Piggy. If you haven't already done so, get your freaking flu shots; seasonal now, Pig when it comes available....yeah, I'm talkin' to you! And Peedee, one hopes you got a massive dose of Tamiflu because of your fellow cube dweller.