Here's a question: is it possible that people absorb semen after sex until they're pregnant when, suddenly, it comes back out and they think their water is broken? Come on! You've never noticed this phenomenon until now? And honey, you are a cute little 20 year old first time mom, but I already know you have sex; no need to have a freak out because your husband told me that you had it this morning. I'm just saying.
Found some fun pictures while I was bored earlier:
Wow. A poster than captures my essence
Save the kittens, kids. Hands off!
Bwaaahahahaha! But, how do you
explain the guys on the end?